Post by kira on Apr 16, 2006 17:31:43 GMT -5
Ok, here's my rant about the warriors series, and why its beginning to suck so bad. But I'll divide into three eras-
The Firestar Era
This is the stuff that got us hooked. Firestar is your classic starting-with-nothing character, and you gotta love Graystripe. There are a couple complaints, but I'll cover that in the everything else era.
The New Prophecy Era
This is the era where I begin to want to go to Erin Hunter's house with a chain saw.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!
To get a better idea of the complete and utter suckiness of this series, please refer to my hate list.
-Brambleclaw
-Hawkfrost
-Firestar
-Sandstorm
-Cinderpelt
-Crowfeather
-Mothwing
-Mudclaw
-Onestar
-Mistyfoot
-Feathertail
and especially
ESPECIALLY
THE VILE
LEAFPOOL
I mean come on. She's like Silverstream, Feathertail, and every other fairytale-damsel-in-distress cat you've known. She does nothing but whine and have to get rescued.
Anyway, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?! Making the cats move from the place that we've grown to love? Killing off GRAYSTRIPE, who've we've known since book one so Brambleclaw can get the job of deputy?
Can you say l-a-m-e?
Go sit on a tack, Erin Hunter.
The Everything Else Era
First, the female cats. I mean, come on. Either they have male cats falling all over them or their useless. And the males. Their sooooo shwachineiger, tough guy. Its soooo sad. Like Cat OC. Except without the good music.
California, California.....
Ok, and then there's Thunderclan (makes cross sign). Can you say g-o-o-d-y-g-o-o-d-y? They can do no wrong. Riverclan, Windclan, and Shadowclan may be sinners and will go to kitty hell, but Thunderclan will be looking down at them all and making the loser sign.
Plus, it's so formulaic. I mean, I know whats gonna happen already, but my hands are cramping and im kinda tired, so I'm not gonna write it out.
Here marks the end of Kira's Grand Rant Extravaganza. Now bring on the hordes of, WARRIORS IS THE BEST AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN JUST LEAVE I HATE YOU SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSSO MUCH.
The Firestar Era
This is the stuff that got us hooked. Firestar is your classic starting-with-nothing character, and you gotta love Graystripe. There are a couple complaints, but I'll cover that in the everything else era.
The New Prophecy Era
This is the era where I begin to want to go to Erin Hunter's house with a chain saw.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!
To get a better idea of the complete and utter suckiness of this series, please refer to my hate list.
-Brambleclaw
-Hawkfrost
-Firestar
-Sandstorm
-Cinderpelt
-Crowfeather
-Mothwing
-Mudclaw
-Onestar
-Mistyfoot
-Feathertail
and especially
ESPECIALLY
THE VILE
LEAFPOOL
I mean come on. She's like Silverstream, Feathertail, and every other fairytale-damsel-in-distress cat you've known. She does nothing but whine and have to get rescued.
Anyway, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?! Making the cats move from the place that we've grown to love? Killing off GRAYSTRIPE, who've we've known since book one so Brambleclaw can get the job of deputy?
Can you say l-a-m-e?
Go sit on a tack, Erin Hunter.
The Everything Else Era
First, the female cats. I mean, come on. Either they have male cats falling all over them or their useless. And the males. Their sooooo shwachineiger, tough guy. Its soooo sad. Like Cat OC. Except without the good music.
California, California.....
Ok, and then there's Thunderclan (makes cross sign). Can you say g-o-o-d-y-g-o-o-d-y? They can do no wrong. Riverclan, Windclan, and Shadowclan may be sinners and will go to kitty hell, but Thunderclan will be looking down at them all and making the loser sign.
Plus, it's so formulaic. I mean, I know whats gonna happen already, but my hands are cramping and im kinda tired, so I'm not gonna write it out.
Here marks the end of Kira's Grand Rant Extravaganza. Now bring on the hordes of, WARRIORS IS THE BEST AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN JUST LEAVE I HATE YOU SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSSO MUCH.
greystripes like my favorite besides Firestar. 